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| Emily Darlington MK North Candidate with Andrew Pakes MK South Candidate with supporters outside the Kiln Farm Club |
As I got near to the venue there were cars everywhere on both sides of the road it took a while to edge through had to take a short cut through a car park and I twigged why there was such a jam there was an Oriflame presentation happening nearby.
I was the fiIrst to arrive (at 10:00am) followed by the Chair, Regional Organiser and NEC Observer, and the local Organiser.
It was a cold but sunny morning I brought my camera along and the ballot papers, a couple of pens (you see you can't take the Clerk out of the boy to adapt a saying) always trying to be prepared.
The Kiln Farm Club on Tilers Road on Kiln Farm (surprise, surprise) is a lovely venue which I was told used to be the Milton Keynes Development Corporation Social Club and I guess was an old Farm House with a barn and various extensions, once inside the atmosphere was quite cosy all brick walls and pillars split level with a bar at the end.
A stage with chairs thankfully had already been set up all we had to do was put a table and chairs at the entrance and and put the banners up next to the stage.
I had the first job of marking the members off the list as they came in with the Organiser shouting out the names (must be my age now but to read the small print I had to take my glasses off so everyone was literally a blur as they came in.) My god it was so cold with the door open my fingers was numb trying to turn the pages over as I was marking the names off and writing down email addresses or to update contact numbers, one kind member offered to get us a cup of tea but foolishly I declined it all got a bit manic with various people whispering in my ear or shouting my name out about various matters but considering I'm a bloke I multi tasked well.
At the start of the meeting the Chair asked me to read out the number of eligiable members who could vote which I did with my best formal Clerks voice on.
I then could relax and sat at the back to listen to the candidates speeches which were very good which were followed by questions and ranged from the NHS, the Unions, engagement with young people and the voters, pensions, Food Banks, Jobs and Benefits.
Then I voted and had to wait until everyone else had done so followed by first counting the postal votes and all the other votes cast, it always seems the longest part of the selection process the Chair then announced the winner who was Emily Darlington.
After a few thank you speeches (one of which Emily had given me a name check along with others who she was grateful for their advice given which touched me), it was my time then to take a group photograph I wanted to use the garden courtyard but it was felt we might lose people trying to get them to walk round to there so used the area to the outside of the club.
Everyone was handed a poster or Vote Labour billboard and then like a photograper at a wedding I had to round up everyone get them to stand closer together hurry up stragglers and shout out as to where Andrew Pakes and Emily where, as back up her husband took photographs from his I Phone.
I was impressed how I turned very bossy and projected my voice to get everyone in position to look the right way at me as I do not have a booming Brian Blessed voice (still the result of which you can see at the beginning of my blog piece).
Once inside I did a bit of tidying up and was invited to a pub for a celebration drink with Emily and a few other party members in Stony Stratford.
I was thanked by various party members for my work as the Procedures Secretary which was very nice I was buzzing now it was all over and quite relieved all had gone smoothly.
It was a good job I bumped into Emily and her husband in the car park as I was unsure as to which pub they had decided to meet in luckily another party member spotted us to say the Bull which was orginally decided on was closed for refurbishment, we then went to the Cock Hotel and nobody was there! thank god for Google and mobile phones as we got instructions that everyone was in the Crown at the Market Square.
Once inside I had to tell someone that this was the place where Paul McGann and Richard E Grant filmed a scene from Withnail and I, I then saw photograps of them on the wall of them filming that scene.
Shame I didn't get the chance to tell them of the time I had my photograph with Paul McCann at the Stadium MK earlier this year and how he gave me a hearty slap on the back for some bizzare reason, and that when I came to get his autograph he was more interested chatting to the girl about the same place he went on holiday as her oh well a missed opportunity but maybe for another time!





